She told me she got a 15 on her A.C.T.. that's when I knew it was a done deal.
Mat is currently running around his basement "trying to catch oxygen in his mouth."
we should wear snuggies to the strip club
the girl sitting next to me in class is using her birth control box as a ruler
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It feels like Jesse James cheated on America.
i came out of my blackout when my grandma called last night. it kinda sobered me up and i realized who i had been making out with. should i call and thank her for the defensive cockblock?
And then he used the flashlight app to illuminate me giving him head. Thanks IPhone
she's doing key bumps of parmesean cheese
If sitting in the car passing a flask back and forth because the bar we go to is having some power issues on Christmas eve isn't Christmas spirit, then I don't know is.
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I bought us both waterproof cases so we can sext through FaceTime in the shower.
Next. Level. Shit.
We joked about how funny it would be if he got pulled over with 300 breakfast burritos in hus car. We walk outside of the school just as the police lights turn on and pull him over
I think my AA sponsor just booty called me.
Hired a new intern today and we have something in common. I blew her boyfriend in high school. Do you think she knows?
If you can't have hot, loud sex in a dorm for the last time ever, what can you do in this world?
I want to have sex in my car again before I put the car seat back in
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