Yeah he had his two razors labeled "face" and "pubes". Should I be disgusted or impressed?
i'm pretty sure they aren't charging me for that window i broke with a turkey sandwich while i was hammered.
I assume it was your influence that had me go from DD to waking up out on the deck with one eyebrow shaved off??
That's unfortunate. Distance can be a stoner's greatest enemy.
You make it sound like a battle for Middle Earth.
Ya know, since we do have alot of sex with each other i figure i should wish you a happy valentines day
speaking of creep .. love how I kept touching strangers faces at the bar ... and saying "Don't worry I'm a dermatologist"
Bad things happen to those who bang their lab partner at the beginning of the semester.
It's not really the holidays until I raid the medicine cabinet. Happy hydrocodone to me
And a merry methadone to all
Today's goal is to get out of bed, before I take a shit. This might be hard
Pass or fail tho
I've really become a household name at this fraternity. Mother would be so proud.
I'm high. The text bubbles floating do no justice to the underwater experiences
I just hip-checked Santa and stole his cab.
So now I have had sex with 2 people my son graduated high school with.
When I came she triumphantly exclaimed, "MUAHAHA VICTORY IS MINE!"
I am NOT losing my v-card to a guy who doesn't know my ass from my elbow.
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