Pat told us he showed us his penis because he's "a nice guy".
do you think they ever dumped Gatorade over Michael Vick's head after his dog won?
last night i found out that about 5 of my friends audio recorded us having sex through the bedroom door, then auto tuned it in the tpain app on his iphone.
Just saw a white bronco on my way home from work and the license plate said "NOT OJ"
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You know what is really helpful - when the two guys you want to fuck stand next to each other. Stay tuned for who wins
Xanax and allergy medicine look a lot alike when you spill them on the floor. Just saying that I still have allergies but I'm unsure if I still have legs
She eyed me up from across the bar and mouthed "I have no gag reflex".
Seeing Grandma lick chocolate sauce off of the male stripper was definitely not the way I planned to enter the world of legal drinking.
how do you ask an olympian for your underwear back?
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Well it's official, last night I hooked up with the third girl from the apartment downstairs.
Dude that's a hat trick!
I know, I tossed my hat on the floor as I was walking out.
My wife climbed on top of me, fucked my brains out, and gave me money from the ATM. I'm living the dream.
DO NOT SLAP ANYONE WITH ANY VEGAN MEAT PATTIES
His chest is so hairy i want to pet it with my nipples.
I woke up in my neighbors backyard with glitter on my teeth and sparklers super glued on my bra. which part was your fault?
He deliberately gets me high because he knows I fuck better and then I make food for two. I don't know if I should feel mad or proud of him for thinking that far.
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