We had sex in his tahoe, talked about how we don't love each other and then high fived twice. Best Day Ever
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i could've thrown up on command at any point today...
There are not one, but two women wearing my boxers on the couch right now. You need to wake the fuck up.
and when he finished he handed me a baby wipe so i could clean up. i'm ok with the fact that he has kids, but not sure how to react to this.
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just to let you know, its not cheating if i cant feel my hands.
I'd say it's a shame and a disservice to the world that we can't stay drunken shitshows to infinity
I just got head while watching air force one. Harrison ford would be proud.
How much more is Amanda Bynes going to rip out our hearts?!?!?
He knocked me in the face with the phone during my light show. Didn't even feel it. Ecstasy is amazing
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Just checked in with my friend who walked in on us. He thinks you two had a spiritual connection and he's bugging out
He was also rolling face on molly so his perception of divinity might be slightly off
Tomorrow I need you to slap me in the face. I'll explain then
So I woke up alone in the hotel room clutching a bible to my chest. Explain, please.
It was an all night sausage fest and I was the lady of honor.
I think I pulled a muscle in my tongue.
sorry? thank you? I love you?
Why exactly is there a butt plug on the counter?
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