I think she heard me call her a fat skank. But she was to be fair.
Go study a dick amy that's outrageous
it was like playing where's waldo with your underwear
She has an album entitled "my photography", which consists of about 80 different pictures of a tractor that she took on her cell phone. I'm all for freedom of expression, but come on.
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Matt just took me to visit my puke stain from 2 weeks ago at the train station...I'm fucking impressive
I woke up on the stairs at of a Disneyland hotel. Yes, my night was amazing.
Does she usually listen to trance and cut up broccoli when she's high?
Did I really just find a cheez- it box full of condoms in your room?
I feel like an elephant shit on me and left me to be miserable
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It's like rock paper scissors. Cold showers and smoking beat hangovers.
Come on down you're the next contestant on "lets go drinking!"
yeah that bottle of rum is only the second thing I want that kid to be pulling out of his pants
B. I found a note on my phone and all it says is 'Fuck yeah im a racecar'
Bold words for someone NOT on a unicycle
I woke up thinking it was Friday. I was disappointed (to say the least). I am pretty sure I have gained the quarantine fifteen (but I won’t know until I try to put something other than elastic-waisted shorts on). And I am probably going to need dentures because I am grinding my teeth so much. But hey--this is temporary, right?
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