Yeah I'm pretty much like lane on gilmore girls except my mom doesn't look so mean all the time.
We didn't go..parents came home with patron wanting to play drinking games --we asked no questions
is it normal that we went to that class once and both got 100's on the final? ohhhh, arizona state.
I'm hungover in the park, and some guy just handed me a business card for his church. I can feel Jesus' disapproval running through my fingertips
Whatever. I'm just trying to get my dick sucked while taking online harmonica lessons
Skip school. Seven hour blow job Plus Disney movies. Day of champions
I just listened to "Eye of the Tiger" and did 5 shots to prep going over to see him.
This is a sacred holiday in the land of the free! I do what I want!
Trying to roll joints on a seadoo in the middle of a lake on a windy night. -Juststonerthings
i just got drunk and created an entire Dr Seuss unit for my first graders.
I just announced to Denny's that I'm not wearing a bra.
I don't really want to explain what i mean by this so just answer yes or no. are 5 cows enough?
Nah, we’re just sitting around talking about different kinds of boners
Legit just heard the bartender tell some Dude "Penis is not an accepted currency in this establishment" and Dude responded "You take Vagina then?"
You should not be involved with someone who smells like that. Because that smell seriously does not go away. Even if you can't actually smell it at any given point, it will still haunt you
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