? is bags or t-bags slang for scrotum?
jesus mom
Sorry I totally forgot to text you back. When you texted me I was at work at the pharmacy and it was stupid busy. And then of course I had my 8 hour "shoot me b/c half of Loyola comes in to buy plan B" shift.
lol earlier she was acting like a normal gf... and then BANG! shes touching herself again...
If I've learned one thing today? Blow jobs get you to state championships.
Alright. Who did it? Who's bangin' the ump?
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Its not small because its small, Its small because it was cold outside
Just got blown whilst getting my high score on bejeweled blitz. There's still a month and a half left of summer and my bucket list is empty...
I said make yourselves at home, not to put a used condom on my ceiling fan.
This place doesnt have redbull or serve shots. Its like they are at war with fun.
WHY DO YOU ALWAYS PUT THE PLUG IN THE SINK BEFORE YOU PUKE IN IT
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well shes beginning to earn a reputation as "the girl who tries to bone her hook ups in the ass with a pickle"
Speaking of ejaculate, did you get the side of your car cleaned off?
8:30 every morning in the third floor bathroom we fuck in the handicap stall. You have your morning workout and I have mine.
He suffocated between her tits, but she didn't notice because he still came.
dude wtf why are there forks in my wall
does "I AM MAGNETOOOO" ring any bells, because that was you for an entire hour last night
That was before I lit my hair on fire
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