im orety awesome arent i? relly i know i am
can you sing with all the voices of the mountain? can you paint with al the colors of the windddd
wasted?
im pocohantasssss
Its like Laser Tag, but more fun because it ends in sex
Toga everclear = hospital visit... Im sure the paramedics hate me right now
just found a piece of pizza in my dresser.....i remember you saying you were going to save one for later so i'm assuming this is your doing
I think if I could use my boobs as a second pair of hands everything would be ok
Shots. Renamed a guy (he looked like a Scott to me), running, bloody Marys, walk to Safeway, donuts, ride home from someones husband, Nurse Jackie. FIN.
Her only article of clothing is an American Flag
I worked hard to give you that boner. No one else should get to enjoy it!
How big of a disservice to the economy would we be doing if we didn't drink every day holiday break?
i remember going to sleep after the 4th time i threw up this morning and hoping i didn't have to again because then it would be uneven between saturday and sunday. my ocd is getting out of control
Cool. Some 22 year old kids gave me a ride home from the bar last night. In related news, I made out with a 22yr old last night. He was adorable
She didn't complain to the library attendant about us being too loud. She complained after you grabbed her highlighter off the table to stir vodka into your tumbler with.
I'm shotgunning a meatball sub and watching flip or flop. i have reached a new level of singledom.
If Dr Phil has taught me anything about myself, it’s that I can seriously relate to those women who fake their pregnancies.
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