Dude i just saw JT leaving the hospital. He drove there to get fluids because he was too drunk, so they hooked him up to an IV so he didn't get alcohol poisoning. Did I mention he drove there? Oh yea and our roommates in the hospital with alcohol poisoning, she just puked up coal. So many ppl are here, it's like a hospital party, I love spring quarter!
is it a bad thing if he can only get off when i start talking like one of the girls from Jersey Shore??
I just sneezed and had an orgasam..THAT turned on
Smoking bowl and applying to community college. I now know how I got here.
I was under the impression that I sent actual words. turns out it was a series of letters and question marks on a side note we still had sex
I think a used vibrator from amazon.com is a great valentines day gift foe my ex.
I'm going to keep a tally of how many lives I ruin this summer. Starting today.
Already at 3 and it's not even noon.
He kissed my hand AND my forehead. I don't think this virginity business is for heartless whores like us.
Oh my god and he smells like heaven wrapped in a beard of knowledge
This is not the first time I've recognized my body is subconsciously trying to make pizza.
Congrats! Its a fuck boy!
My grandma just invited me to gate crash a funeral for the free food. Priorities.
I've scurried myself in your trunk come find me in the morning
After 3 parties, all of them busted, and 4 field sobriety tests, I AM the cop whisperer
He has a penis. Therefore, he counts.
Randomize
