When we talk. Remind me of these topics, photoshop, my bday, threesomes, and cherekee indians. I swear these are real topics...
New topics to add when we talk, sweden, boxing, and the band journey
you know how you have to have just the right ratio of chips to sandwich? same goes for pubes.
well we are all hammered and my parents are reminiscing about all the times they drove us home drunk from Christmas
we were holding hands throwing up into the same garbage can; if thats not true love i dont know what is .
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my history teacher totally just suggested that we record his lectures and play drinking games with them later so that we pay attention to the material.
That reminds me...we need to get swords
Tell her you can forgive her unacceptable behavior because her dad and his dog weren't married when they conceived her.
man, work is way more interesting with these acid flashbacks.
Might just stay in and drink cuz of the hurricane. Yea I think Wisconsin might be safe but its a good reason to drink.
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today is just not my day... it could be raining penises and I would get hit in the face by a vag
not now. havin a heart to heart with drunk fred flinstone
I am going to go Miley Cyrus crazy if I don't get sex soon
Headline in the alligator: young zeta goes berserk after lack of sex and is found naked swinging from wrecking ball on university ave, refuses to get down until sex partner is found
You went to a drug deal in a onesie.
I'm gonna be the best dressed mother fucker to ever get kicked out of that damn bar.
We ended up shitfaced at the house after the Super Bowl trying to get someone from Scientology on the phone.
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