Chicago was legit, ate some badass pizza and gave a cig to a crackhead..its all i thought it would be
there were more penises there than on chat roulette
I've grown up since last year. I don't give blow jobs as birthday presents anymore.
Maybe she got knocked up by accident. I still refuse to believe that anyone actually INTENTIONALLY gets pregnant.
Disgusting. If I saw her naked my dick would pack up his balls and leave.
it's official, i know exactly what cross streets we're at by the bumps when i give him road head
He needs to realize that there's a big difference between "I love you" and "I love your dick"
It would seem she's painting a bullseye right in between her legs
You mowed a straight line through three yards because you were, and I fucking quote, "In the zone." I think they know.
That tampon felt like a stick in my vagina, I am never making a drunken tampon choice again. Friends don't let friends choose tampons drunk.
I mean I'm sad it didn't work out but tbh he he can't unlick my booty hole or unbreak his headboard... He won't forget my name ever
I want to tell you your future: you're going to be having sex
There's a cute bearded guy at this brew fest wearing a kilt and selling mead
TELL HIM ABOUT MY DOWRY!!!
Make a note to pack something that won't catch shell casings in your cleavage
also, i'm not sure if i'm proud to say this but our regional manager's hot fiance was grinding on me at the reception while he stood and watched.
i suppose that explains why he told me he plans on promoting you this Friday.
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