you made your cat watch a peta video with you, so you could show it how just how good its life is
his dog just threw up on me too. its like im a throwup magnet to that family.
shut up i haven't hooked up with anyone since 45 minutes ago
He crawled in my bed this morning, ate me out, and even brought me a panera deli sammie for lunch at school. I don't care what he lied about, all is forgiven him.
More likely there's a very shell-shocked cat wandering around somewhere, covered in potato peelings
Flaming shots last night. Missing an eye brow. There a connection?
your sister totally cock blocked me last night don't even think about inviting her to taco night
Oh I'm definitely going to hit on her, there's no question about that. What I meant by playing it cool is I'm not going to mount her on sight.
OMG -- There are strippers in the bathroom crying because their power moves aren't good enough to win the competition
Lol if he questions who I am I'm gonna send him a pic of his boxers
Just wiped the ashes off my forehead before he came over to have sex. Definitely going to hell.
just wanted to eat pizza off his dick so he let me and he can never forget it
I don't just want drugs. I deserve drugs.
Found your bra
Where?
Hanging in the tree
he just kept biting everyone and singing hilary duff songs. i can't even bring him to a gas station.
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