Ya well my good-girl image was pretty much blown when he found out I'm going to jail soon.
Just saw a girl duct tape a cigarette back together..I feel like my life is shambles for being present for this
If it makes you feel any better, karma just served me up a big dose of fuck you.
It is 9pm, let the ass parade to the bars begin
I woke up this morning to a lot of blurry photos of a swan i must have chased down the riverbank and a handbag full of loose haribo.
I took so my adderall all I can do is lie on my floor and stare too hard at my hedgehog. He has 42 spines in the dark spot on his shoulder btw.
I woke up with a bloody knee, 6 burn marks on my thigh and glitter nails If anyone asks I'm going to say You came into town
I find it ironic...the gays are dying to get married & I just want a fucking divorce
I just had the worst experience of my life, my grandma found my condoms.
Gotta wait until my full time offer is confirmed before I try to fuck the mid level manager
It looks like you got dick slapped by the sandman..
We've had gay sex and pie, the holiday season has officially begun.
Every time Brady gets sacked I cum a little...
ABOUT TO MAKE THE BIGGEST MISTAKE OF MY LIFE, SEND HELP
Have fun and good luck.
I sent him a topless photo and he complimented my eyes. I'm not sure if I'm offended or pleasantly surprised.
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