Yeah....I really appreciate it....I didn't even get it from hooking up....lame, atleast if a girl gets u sick when u r hooking up it was fun in its inception...
as for my dating sex life, no more regret sticks. Only pride wands from now on.
The doctor wrote 'condom retrieval' on my discharge paper.
As weird as that was it was probably the best advice i've ever gotten from a tranny
You're the only person i know who can laugh and talk while puking
I think rescheduling my finals around when Im going to be hungover is responsible
I'm cuddling with a baby pig and drinking champagne right now.
Paying for my weed with Mike's hard lemonade freezables. The perks of having a gay dealer
yeah, you could tell they werent used to the strange things that i say. they were all outright shocked when i told one guy i hoped someone kidnapped him and stretched his dickhole over a fire hydrant
Help everyone's hot
Men are hot women are hot non-binary people are hot aliens are hot
Your the only person to come back from spring break with a non std related infection
I just googled: how soon can I pee on a stick. What is my life coming to.
She's got Mike in the bathroom. He's covered in meat.
I stole the butter cup cuz i brought home my rolls and chicken and didnt want the butter everywhere. I miss your body because its amazing.
Come over. Bring drugs. My sister is making cookies. She took Valium. They should be badass cookies.
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