ok i'm going to motor boat your sister now. ttyl
Nevermine. I'm just going to tell you on Myspace with a glitter graphic.
His moose knuckle keeps winkin at me
I forgot i ate a salad for dinner, so while i was barfing in his toilet, i kept screaming "i ate leaves?? i cant believe you let me eat leaves!"
im spending all my christmas money on new years parafanalia aka things I will ingest or lose by the next morning
He had a cowboy hat I don't know where from and he was trying to lasso a snowman with a dog leash.
No idea how he made them, but vodka water balloons were a horrible idea.
Please explain why there is a video of you peeing in the Taco Bell bathroom on my phone? Also why did you wink at the end?
My boss just told me not to come back to work if I decide to drink. Challenge accepted.
I found a body half wedged into my bedroom wall this morning. How do I explain THIS to the carpenters?
OMG IM A TIGER AND I LOVE ROARING
He doesn't want a full on relationship, he provides me with all the weed I can handle and gives me multiple mind blowing orgasms. He's my soul mate.
there is something very satisfying about getting tacos after hours of sex.
The man sent me a video of him doing the helicopter, the least I can do is go visit him in the hospital
You sluts I'm so proud of you. You're both wearing underwear.
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