He had some BAD nuttage
Nuttage?
It's like cleavage......... but different
I am SOOO high
tell me about your high
HUGE THUMBTACKS
why are there post-it notes all around the apartment labeled where you guys had sex and in what position
and his room smelled like strippers, childrens tears, and fear
Idea for the cake. Joints for candles. Do it.
i now officially have to be stoned in order to look like my passport when i go to a different country
It was that same situation where "cuddling on the floor" was actually just code for "rough shameful hate sex" hahaha.
its 4am. im standing over him in my bed eating chinese food, on the phone with dan trying to convince him to break up with his gf. whoredom.
You were, but he disappeared after you said you wanted him to get you pregnant so you'd have a child by the time the Boy Meets World sequel starts
Back. Waiting on Thong the shuttle bus driver. THONG
Just woke up and spent the first hour of consciousness throwing up with the Rocky theme song on repeat.
tinder day one and i already had more guys message me about "the girl with the big tits in my second picture" than about me. MY 17 YEAR OLD SISTER CAN GET LAID WITHOUT EVEN HAVING TO MAKING A PROFILE
to be fair she does have a great rack
I'm asking you this because you're my dad....is coke a drug I should try?
Today is get drunk without showing anyone my penis day
Fuck twitter. Fuck men. Fuck bras. Fuck flip flops. Fuck makeup. Fuck perfume.
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