In a few years, 50 babies 50 states. Like it?
How was dinner with ur grandparents?
I was really blazed and scared they'd catch me, so when they asked about my day I was concentrating really hard on not saying smoking that instead I honestly said "Well, I had sex on your pool table, Nana."
I think I just met the technical qualifications for binge drinking in five minutes
Fat lady wearing Shape Up's. I would feel bad making crude comments, but she has to know it's coming.
is it pathetic that I think he's cheating and it doesn't bother me because for the first time I'm the girlfriend and not the other girl?
Obama is so hot when he ends wars.
Girls night always turns into let's seperate and get laid night.
Im embracing the luau theme and maybe bringing a kiddie pool filled with alcohol. Im also embracing the high probability I will not remember this night.
do we own a ladder
We do not.
then how am i on the roof
youre always welcome to strip dance on tables with me Mag. what are friends for.
Yeah started playing at the wedding last night, when the line. "Ludacris fills cups like DD" he starts pointing at my tits right in front of his grandparents.
Hungover playing piano at a baptism I am the PICTURE of class I feel like I should be struck by lightning
I need to sleep so I can die properly tomorrow.
i cant hook up i'm covered in egg rolls
momentary stint on a second floor library computer...guy next to me snorted blue adderall off his notebook through a cut straw, i cant tell if this guy is my hero or just plain crazy...
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