i cant believe u jumped in someones trunk just to get out of talking to me
when im not freaking out about dying alone and unloved, i actually really enjoy being single
Let's just be mature adults about last night and never speak of it again.
he just called me skinny, hes either trying to get laid, or i'm going to have to marry this man
Alright this has to stop. Without adderall I don't even have the motivation to get laid. College has ruined me.
Things found in my vomit last night: cell phone, Von Hayes rookie card, a boot, my dignity
I'm still seeing blue. who wrote on my bare nipple?
You're just mad that I don't wanna have dugout sex with you
Just talked to Kate. She said I called her on Friday night. She said I was crying for 5 minutes because we were parked in front of a fire hydrant.
Just got back from the tanning beds. I'm a lobster. I fear for the safety of my nipples falling off.
I was carrying around a bottle of Jameson yelling rescue me
Blood everywhere...karaoke was nice
Maybe because you rubbed my clit while we were making churros
You know how last week before we left I was drinking outta that blue cup and I left it sitting across the road. Well, it hadn't moved and my family just found it, brought it inside and cleaned it. I think this cup is my soulmate.
He did a backflip because drugs
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