I just saw a man with a full beard and frosted tips
there is no god
You saying I have a drinkingg problem is like saying Superman has a flying problem.
I lost count of how many people I peed on last night.
Last night he tried to put me in their garbage can and then sprayed me with a fire extinguisher in their kitchen...that house is always interesting
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and then the entire party sang the national anthem a capella around the keg.
Just bought an airhorn. Bad things will happen.
Having never done that before, When should one expect the horrible shame to end? Days, months, ever?
A week or so, depending on size. In your case, maybe give it a month.
Dude, just be careful. Her invitation for BJ is just a trap for her to stick her finger up your ass.
Suppose hypothetically u received a request for face time communication with a gentleman who looked astonishingly like a penis. Would you indulge him in conversation? Hypothetically of course.
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this night just went from meh to biblical thanks to drunk naked yahtzee
My old dealer would be proud of the drug cocktail I just took for my back pain.
I just remembered that the guy I slept with last night has "USDA PRIME" tattooed on his ass
You threw away your W2 to make more room in your purse for liquor.
Thanks for supporting me through Robs retirement. I'm still in shock, but your dick helped.
His mom just pulled off a quadruple cockblock. I'm not sure if I'm mad or impressed?
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