You would DIE at the bar we're at right now. All indian/asian med students, I swear
Asian doctor ratio. So hot. I would've gone into heat
i would have smoked before this dance, how ever i have surgery Monday and I looked up weed and anesthesia and fatalities was mentioned, so i decided that it would be a bad idea
probs a good idea
i like the whole idea of life and being alive
you sure you're not high?
We're not too concerned with getting her out of jail. We're on a mission for donuts.
For using a life jacket as a pillow, I slept pretty good last night...
At the pride parade. It's not even noon and I'm drunk as shit... for equality of course
ughh I puked about 4 times on metro, no one seems to like the cool design I made on my shirt
I just picked up a hitchhiker so karma will be on our side this weekend. Hahahahahaha
No.
The universe is cradling this hangover like a gay couple cradles their newly adopted chinese baby.
Last week in my political science paper I quoted the Mighty Ducks. This week, I compared the Constitution to a weird pickle law in Connecticut (by law, it's not a pickle unless it bounces). So, yeah, clearly I'm ready to be back to being a college student.
It was just a Craigslist hook up but she wore sweats. Where are the girls with class?
She was nothing like her profile said, we had nothing in common, and her picture mustve been like 30 pounds ago. But yeah we hooked up
I feel like I'm in high school again. I'm completely sober and I just gave some guy a handjob to completion.
I don't wanna shit myself again in 2015
Woke up with a padlock locked onto my ear gauge and the first of many sticky note clues on my chest leading to the key.
I just want you to know you're the worst sister ever.
If this is about me and your ex, it's not my fault she doesn't like men.
Randomize
