I can't get into him, he looks really young. I'd feel like I was blowing the Gerber baby.
i think the next time he gets me off i'm going to scream bangarang
ru fi oooo
We Started drinking at 8am and left the bar around 11pm....I hate ALL green things
On my way home I stopped at target and bought beer and galoshes. I am a planner.
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I'm pretty sure you called me last night and screamed that she was force-feeding you a bagel.
that trick or treat candy bucket that we used to collect beer money last night was very helpful when I vomited in it this morning
You were almost as fucked up as I was the night I hooked up with a bob saget look alike...
do you think if she looks enough like a dude i have to come out to my parents?
I hope my tampon is in his bed. That'll teach him. Happy new years btw
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I woke up to find my purse full of puke, and all I could think was not again.
Am I allowed to compare getting cum'd on the face to a warm summer rain?
You were convinced you would hurt my car if you opened the door. Then you barfed in the pretzle bucket Peter gave you
I'm really hot. went tanning and this cheeseburger shirt like isn't breathable
I would bite a mans dick off for a chocolate milk.
There is a moment when you wake up with a butt plug in when you question your choices in life.
There is also a moment when you wake up in a kiddie pool of jello cubes where you question what the fuck you did last night. Are you still in the attic or did you go home.
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