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garbage dick
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you win
I was thinking about texting her and telling her I had syphilis when I was with her and that she should get tested. just for shits and giggles. skank dahaha
She washed lettuce and peppers in the shower and proceeded to make a salad
you wanted the guy to gift wrap the condoms
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Just had lapdance from stripper that had her 5th kid 28 hours earlier. A for work ethic.
I'm the saddest girl in a tutu right now.
I will forever be haunted by the image of you hurrying to finish your Jimmy Johns sandwich in the Taco Bell drive thru so you could proceed to order $17 dollars worth of shitty Mexican food.
Drunk me needs to be reminded of my sexual preferences.
at least it wasnt animals
Is it possible to break your brain with drugs?
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Just took adderall with about half a bottle of red wine...i have stopped trying for this last exam
He broke into my house because he missed me. Then ends the relationship because I'm the needy one. Ironic much?
I made a half way decent playlist
Im gonna call it "hanging myself"
If you get me a sex toy for Christmas everyone in my family will question our relationship.
Somehow reaching for the flaming hot cheetos ended up in the best sex of my life
Shut up. The only friend I need in life is Jim Beam because life is meaningless.
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