i was so high last night that i actually googled "how to get un high"
if you ask that question again our friendship is over
so last night after we hooked up i got my period and woke up this morning with a blood stain on his bed and not only was it huge but i had put my jeans back on before bed so i took the walk of shame with period stained pants
I got to the point where it seemed like she had 8 giant breasts instead of just two
So I feel bad, Ross is asking questions, I think they need to know it's a Spanish lesbian bar
Doing lines of cocaine in the bathroom and the word 'better' do not belong in the same sentence.
Just did ten shots in 8.34 minutes........ Slowly getting over the loss
I think my multiple attempts of taking his life, no matter how unintentional they were, has put a damper on our friendship
After he came all he could say was how great the lighting fixtures where in my apartment.
I've reached the point in my life where I desire cats more than men
I've now spilled wine and got poptarts all over my cast. So much for my doc taking me seriously...
apparently when we were gone the parents play strip connect 4
I just made my mom buy me lube. I've reached a new level of broke.
Why is there never any toilet paper at his apartment? What does he wipe his ass with? WHAT DOES HE WIPE IT WITH?!?
I don't want to be drunk any more. Can you hit the off switch?
A stripper choked me last night. Then I choked her. Now we're going on a date this Saturday.
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