I don't think brook has ever known best
you know when i was in school the girls definitely did not have the tits the 15 year olds have now. so unfair.
i an so hammered right now. I'm about to pass out but i just found the lion king dvd and i'm so happy words don't even describe.
I'm gonna name my first kid mufasa regardless if It's a boy or girl
Am i fat?
Well i wouldnt let you on top
So I have some interesting news. The pizza guy called the cops on me...
I am getting my wife a tattoo just above her butthole that says, "For entry just add tequila."
Excused from finishing the term project because my lab partner got arrested. For the second year in a row. Public school, I love you.
Getting wasted on top of a casino. My penis is so much higher than everyone else's right now.
Wish i knew who the f is sending me pics of asian newborns.
Your job is getting in the way of our day drinking. Shots on the hour are not as cool alone.
She gatecrashed the wedding and managed to get an invite to the open bar reception. Lucky bitch
We will go to karaoke
Okay, well, i'm covered in paint, haven't showered & have already been drinking, so if I fall on the floor in a blaze of depeche mode & beer tears, you can't pretend you don't know me
if youre gonna throw up it might as well taste like christmas :S
Maybe if I get to know him I'll stop wanting to fuck his wife so much.
Yes please. My parents would fucking love him and I'd love fucking him. That's a win-win if I've ever seen one.
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