What do they do with the elephants that die at the zoo
Cremation, why do you ask?
I think we have a bit of a problem
I have a masturbator in my 5th grade class. the teacher told me ever since they caught him humping the desk in 2nd grade, they haven't been able to control him. he's even on medication but he will just do it in class
How wet are you?
Ever heard of a U-boat?
how hairy? two words: wookie tits
You coming home soon, man?
HENBARSCLOSE
I showed that dick picture that your date texted you to everyone because you passed out and left your phone unattended. Your fault. Plus his cock was big so his fault too.
Why do you think she gets more guys?
well her prof pic is her in her bedroom looking hot and mine is me looking terrified while holding a giant spider at 6 flags, so there's that
No. I either had a 6 minute orgasm or I had so many I lost count. I'm still not sure.
American Eric just peed on us from the second floor. Hes now very confused as to why his "toilet is yelling." Send help.
Of course I'm going to see her again. She had waterproof handcuffs in her shower.
Something I can get at drive through, boobs out, don't want to get out of the car
Pretty sure if we keep hanging out on Tuesdays there will be no whiskey left for the younger generations or the universe will implode....tomato tahmato
So you can text and rub it at the same time? Bravo.
I can do anything and masturbate, if I truly wanted to.
Ladies night is a gift from god. If it weren't for that, I'd probably be selling my eggs for booze money.
Promise me if ever I think I can't do anything, remind me that I waxed my own butthole
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