Idk. We dropped acid and Kevin ran away again. We didn't find him for like 3 hours.
Man I wish I had been there
Yah we found him in the pool shed of some elderly couple. They were on the porch watching all of the shenanigans. ...To be young again.
i want two things in life...emily to stop talking and a block of cheese.
i just discovered a movie that charlize theron is a sex addict. i think my prayers have been answered
The homeless ppl in LA are great. Theres sum guy that makes all of his clothes out of tighty whitey underwear. He makes bags out of them 2. Presumably 2 hold more underwear.
Please tell me you are a size medium in men's clown onesies and that you forgot them here last night.....
Im only slightly posetive that left over guacamole and wine are unacceptable for breakfast at 6.30 am
There is a newly found video on my phone of me following you to the bathroom to watch you throw up. sorry I didn't hold your hair
I did the walk of shame wearing his scrubs. Fucking med school students is the way to go.
Pavlovs bj experiment 2012. Welcome to the program.
Well Apparently I went to piss out my window last night, woulda been ok if I opened the window or the blinds.
I think the blind guy i flirt with on a regular basis is starting to realize he's old enough to be my father. I can't tell if he's into it or not.
Fuck you and fuck your stupid hat
i had a flashback to you roaring like a dying tiger and then throwing your wallet (maybe?) at the cat in the living room and saying "you're the only adult that lives here take all my money"
million dollar idea: razor dispensers in bar bathrooms. your welcome, girls who didn't think they were getting laid tonight.
I just want to eat chicken fingers and drink beer and smoke in bed with my laptop so I can watch Netflix
So your not doing THAT great with the break up then...
Randomize
