We were making out in the bushes when some dude comes and starts peeing beside us.
my grandma just put on bowling shoes, to play wii bowling.
My tally is now official: I have been drunk every weekend since 2008. Cheers.
You ruined his night from a different state? Impressive.
I think a used vibrator from amazon.com is a great valentines day gift foe my ex.
I'd be there a lot sooner if these damn stairs would stop moving.
Maybe the downfall to liking really smart guys is that they're to smart to think about sex all the time.
I was expecting a blowjob when she shoved me in the bathroom but instead she shaved my pubes into a mustache for my penis. I am still satisfied.
I'm pretty sure the bus driver knew how hung over I was and hit all the pot holes on purpose. I threw up into my water bottle.
Is it just me or does the sex still keep getting better? I wasn't crying, my eyes just watered from how hard I was cumming.
True love: he brought me a margarita while was in the shower. He's a keeper.
Yo, I totally had forgotten you were CA. Thank you for making my life easier with modern medicine.
My cat is watching me play with my new vibrator
the guy had "bad bitches only" tattooed above his penis...
I just racked up a fucking ginormous hospital bill because I came so hard I had an asthma attack
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