The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
Reasons why i shouldn't be drunk and upset: i'm going to a boy's
You had sex with him even after he literally described himself as a "coldplay guy"? There's a line you just don't cross. There is a line.
I feel bad for the next person that's gonna live in my room. There's so much semen on the carpet
I am soup sandwich. I have been at dAnce party
Just hit a cone using a lit sparkler. Tastes like I might die but it was magical.
Apparently stumbling across interstate bridges is not cause for concern but screaming Wookie noises at cars is. Thanks, cops.
The last thing I remember was naked hot tub and taking a shot and using the hot tub water as a chaser. Not acceptable.
I'm high. The text bubbles floating do no justice to the underwater experiences
Would it be rude to use my vibrator? like he forfeited his right to be mad when he left me orgasmless...right?
Pro tip: If you tell him that his dick looks like a muppet then you won't have to see him again.
my goldfish that i got the day i lost my virginity just died. im terrified as to what this symbolically means for my sex life
All I wanted was a good weekend full of booze, laughs, and maybe some penis. Instead, someone is in the hospital, I didn't sleep at all last night. And not because I got laid.
I just put my eye make up on in the bathroom of the bar.... I may be too comfortable here....
Pooping to opera.
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