Did you fuck her?
If by "fuck her" you mean "threw up on her shoes," then yes, I achieved that.
Dan just whipped out his wang to piss in a milk jug! Hello weekend.
yeah you're probably right.. i should stop equating love with getting naked on a webcam for him.
I just wanna go home eat some pizza rolls, get warm and jerk off, and it's only 845. This shit was supposed to make me see unicorns. Not cry
It's 4th of July all over again, we were chasing with the pool water.
There are apples in the microwave and a cup of twigs in the fridge. I think she's hiding in the pantry, I can hear her giggling. Leaving her to it.
Im deleting that text because its a possible ncaa violation
The melted ice in my drinks tonight is probably the most water I've had in like 3 days accumulated.
Based on the time of Sean's "I'm on your street" phone call last night, we had sex for an hour and a half. Man, time flies when you're getting boned to an orgasmic death.
So question, would you consider it morally wrong to grind up Cialas and put it in ones cocktail? Then I get what I want and he doesn't have to be embarrassed and he can win the mental game with himself? I'm only thinking of him...
I thought my ass was sore from the gym then I realized it was from being spanked. Confusing time in my life.
I gave a handjob to the beat of uptown fuck last night
So I've already made 5 bad decisions today, wyd?
Honestly no idea how dad figured out i did all that gay porn unless he was looking at gay porn.
we found her. shes in the bathtub full of raw pasta. i dont even know...
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