I'm reading about reasons for wearing clothing. IS THIS COLLEGE OR PRESCHOOL?
the line for where the wild things are looks like radiohead had sex with an urban outfitters
Just tried my new showerhead. Sex with Brian will never be the same.
For sure. We should see if we can get Mike to pay for one, and have a triple kegger... :o==& (that's future me projectile vomiting. i try to be goal oriented)
and do you remember when you were dressing me if i had money in my bra?
I found his backpack for the weekend. All it had was ping pong balls, mardi gras beads, and Tums.
We decided to leave the bar after we shattered a glassand then drive to steal a baby pool for our water festivities tomorrow
Ive decided I'm sending thank you notes to all the bars for graduation.
The woman at the bus stop told me i smell delicious and asked if i wear cotton then proceeded to tell me about her shellfish allergy
Thats not how it works. You get the Rachel, and then Rachel kicks you out. Don't linger or try to cuddle, its just pathetic and makes me look down on you and your penis
I puked in a solo cup and then offered it to him. So yeah, it was a rough night.
Zak is like the Picasso of masterbatory texts
i asked him to talk to me in french while we fucked and halfway through i caught the word 'lasagna'. turns out he was making his grocery list.....i asked him to keep going.
It's been THREE DAYS. Why do I still have the munchies?!
It's not just going to appear. A lot of blood, sweat, tears, and leg work went into finding a cock that amazing!
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