He said i was a degenerate twofaced catholic slut and a grade a bitch. Quite complimentary really. i guess i shouldn't insult the red wings
that's the ideal party shoe. cute, but i can still puke in them.
you're thinking of things to pack this weekend and you think Don King wig?
Just saw a woman walking a golden retriever and a vacuum down the road. I miss downtown.
I don't remember how we paid for the cab. I do however remember giving him my heels 2 help with the bill.
my roommate is sobbing and looking at photos of elephants. i'm so confused.
I woke up naked wrapped in my roommate's towel with one leg shaved and money thrown all over the room. Happy 21st birthday.
I hope your pay increase has gone through because I might need bail. This is not what I dreamed adulthood would be like.
No need to talk. Eventually, he'll either stop coming over, or decide that it's a relationship.
And if not?
...I keep getting free bourbon and great sex with no expectations. You really don't understand that there is no "down side," do you?
What's the procedure for answering a booty call from someone under house arrest?
Hold your horses dude. Titty pics are a work of art.
Ive already seen two fights and a clown urinating in the middle of the street. Hello Halloween 2014.
Where the hell did you pick this girl up? She just licked my cat and stole our last poptart.
Masturbating with Lord of the Rings on was not how I planned my afternoon going but here I am.
If you really hate him do what I do: give him an amazing night of unforgettable sex then dump him. You’ll ruin sex for him because new girls won’t compare
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