On a scale of 1 to 10 how hot is the girl you're about to fuck?
Strong 6
That's an oxymoron.
Ok see being that I'm not present or participating your vague texts "neeeeed that" and "vagina" leave a lot to question.
No more cocaine. I spent two hours in my bathroom convincing myself I was ugly. Is this what a period feels like?
You're the worst gay friend ever.
I'm drunk in a field. the chupacobra is going to eat me. if I die serve vodka at my funeral.
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Yea i think drunk-me kept all my bar receipts, just to throw it in sober-me's face.
with a cock that big I don't even care that he makes a convincing drag queen
Of course I understand. Thou shalt never turn down a free meal or drink. It's one of the commandments of being a girl.
He had really great hair, but he told me he's been in a psych ward three times. I mean I know I'm a psych major, but that's too much.
Just watched my first Christmas porn of the year. Def have the spirit now
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He literally just made me hold his dick while he peed cause he wanted to know if I could aim as good as him
You sluts I'm so proud of you. You're both wearing underwear.
4 pharmacies and not one had Plan B. If this is gods way of telling me it's time for a child, he can fuck off.
I'm just going to take a nap and hope I wake up more attractive.
Apparently I gave a guy a hand job on the dance floor. ON THE DANCE FLOOR.
Any luck with the purse?
No, though I did find her weed. Also her sons name is King. I'm uncertain how I feel about that
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