Happy Easter!!!
I'm an idiot
When I got to his place, he served wine and cheese and made me sit on the balcony while he read his poetry to me. He cockblocked himself.
I will never underestimate my ability to drunken ramble. At one point last night i think i was talking about hieroglyphics
If you can't accept "I'm sorry I was mean to you" bjs from 19 year old girls, then who can you
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We pulled over so he could pee and the next thing I know he's running down the hill by himself with his pants down
well you decided to make everyone "drinks" which was sprite and beer mixed.
We JUST got rid of the new years fatties at my gym and now the spring break fatties are here. goddamn.
I fell asleep to him stroking my ass calling it his precious.
Mr. Clingalot just ran from our apartment. What the hell?
I started to cry afterward and mumble random things. Examples: "God, please don't make me be so gay anymore" and "my mom is going to be so proud of me for fucking a dude this time." It was that or let him stay the night and cuddle. I mean, fuck that horrible shit I'm a girl that needs her space.
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Want to get high and go thrifting? I'm trying to succeed making my dorm look like a deranged Applebees.
I think I was just hit on by Jesus Christ. This is not okay. Bad Touch. I NEED AN ADULT!
Calm the hell down, it's just stoner Bob.
i tried giving myself a bikini wax.1. i hate you 2. i think i'm dying
I'm not a morning person, and, trust me, no matter how good your cock may be, it will not turn me into one.
True I am eskimo brothers with every one of my room mates, but it was only two girls. And 9 outta 10 times I was first
It was bad. U were calling my cat "kittiano" and playing her like a piano. Way too drunk my friend.
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