its easy. just sleep with a bunch of guys until one falls in love
cant help it. i get a boner every time that shake weight infomercial comes on
I'm going to skip that pointless convo with Mark, stick with the "we're talking" status, and bone barely legal, borderline gay, preppy guys on the DL.
all but 2 of were put on probation for disorderly conduct. i know, visiting a hospital when your drunk is really stupid but it seemed like such a good idea at the time
swear to god, "it seemed like a good idea at the time" is gonna be on your epitaph
im pretty sure your bra is in my room hanging on my shark pinata
He said he wouldn't use a condom because he didn't want to kill anymore trees.
we went to the bar with our boss and you tried to play a song from the atm machine
I asked if he wants to help me spring forward at 2am on Sunday. He seems down.
What goes on in that head of yours?
Gay sex, for the most part. Why?
He peed in the bird bath. Those birds are gonna be pissed
A prostitute stole us beer at 3 am
Nothing kills the mood like him going to slap my ass and he hits his balls at the same time
I used my dress as a plate for pizza rolls last night
Am I the only one who saw the used condom in the driveway this morning
I was eating pickles straight from a jar, contemplating doing something productive. What did I miss?
Randomize
