I got three cases. When they asked for id I said it was suspended for drunk driving.
oh my god. i just found my camera... on top of the bush outside of my house. never let me drink everclear again
I'm now in all their contact lists as "Pee-Pee Hands"...
It involved homemade coconut rum, a waterfall, and street signs. I'll leave the rest to your capable imagination.
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I don't know how, but he made a bong out of a hamster wheel. To say I am impressed is an understatement.
I fatbooth all their pics then decide which one is the cutest even if they gained like 400 lbs and then proceed to fuck him.
I feel awful
Physically or morally
Physically. The only immoral thing I did was steal money from strippers while they gave me lapdances.
It was like the titanic mixed with those sad puppy commercials mixed with jello shots
Call me old fashioned but i like to drunk dial a girl 2 or 3 times before sending a dick pic
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It took too long for people to come up with things in "never have i ever" so we had to change it to "Don't judge me but.."
Getting day drunk before work is perfectly acceptable when its 99 cent margaritas.
My tub is filled with twinkies which would be awesome if they were still wrapped and not floating in a mixture of bath water and what appears to be vomit.
If he cant deal with my insomnia and sex drive I really feel sorry for his child and ex fiance. Adulthood breakups are depressing.
Not entirely sure how I got drunk off 2 mimosas but here I am
I got a 93 percent on my last mid term and I was drunk. Think of the possibilities if i were sober for the one thats tommorrow.
Randomize