I just spent an hour correcting all the grammar and spelling of all the 2pac songs on my ipod
ok what kind of idiot turns down casual afternoon sex?
yeah...it smells like an asshole would smell if someone ate sewage.
bang him and never speak to him again. also, queef in his face.
i dont this its possible to queef on command.
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After last night's events, I googled "how to change your life direction." I found a really helpful ehow.com article.
I'm getting very good at recycling my hook ups. So even though i'm having more sex... I'm the same amount of slutty.
Yes! I like to call that picking from the buffet!
As if me making pizza in a skillet wasn't enough proof that I was in no state to be cooking, this burn blister on my hand is
He was more tolerable with alcohol in my system. I woke up to him squeezing me and telling me how he wanted to dip me in strawberry jam.
Turns out I was the only one drinking. I broke one guy's bed and kicked another in the face. Then when an RA came by I shouted to let him in he's gonna find the vodka anyway. Great night
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Idk every story shes told me thats started with "back when i was a lesbian" has been my new favorite story
Can we please get on skype for like 20 seconds so i can show you my penis and the spiderman temporary tattoo that is right above it
I'll pay you to write the paper but not for sex. You should only get paid for something you work hard at.
I lost my bar virginty and made out with a dwarf. It was a good night
she fell THROUGH the wall. All in all id have to say that my neighbors where pretty chill about it tho.
bitch i am allowed to be rude i just fought cold hard porcelain with my face
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