I know right? mind you this is the same woman who told me when I was 12 that oral sex just meant talking dirty
It's weekends like this that make it obvious why we have to pay to come to college.
If you win this game of words with friends, ill suck you off for 30 minutes. No lie.
I cant last that long. Do i get the rollover minutes?
All I'm saying is that she needs to invest in some razors. But her head game is great. The pros and cons in last minute hook-ups
Maybe walking up to the cops busting our party with a "Things go better with Coke" t-shirt on and asking for my extra license back that my little brother got busted with wasn't the best idea of the night.
She has a lazy eye!
My other option is a hardwood floor
I vaguely remember having a cowboy explain his belt buckle to me in the bathroom hallway
pain. pain everywhere. this is why throwing yourself at concrete is a bad idea.
It's hard to be judgmental of others when you are wearing silver pleather.
I can feel my pain tolerance has shot up right along with my libido
Yes, he does have a boomerang dick. No matter how many times I throw it away, it keeps coming right back and winds up hitting me in the head.
Kellie accidentally ran into the car with two teenagers making out. made a big thud. there was a loud scream and she was gone...haven't seen her since
Every FB picture she has looks like it's from the POV of the guy she's blowing
I'm looking for whatever I can find, and afford without having to eat my emotional support cat
I supernannyed him into submission
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