we're getting ready to take strippers to breakfast. I love my life.
love makes seman taste better
they started a semi-successful rumor that toby keith died. who says fraternities don't have goals
she's telling me all about the love triangles of her sims. you tell me how it's going.
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they have a walk of shame score keeper on their fridge. I marked my tally for him on my way out..
Wasted on the beach. There's children everywhere. A six year old girl even stood over me with her hands on her waist looking down on me as I was passing out by the water
I lost track of him after he threw the handful of pennies at the 2 female cops and ran into the darkness. I heard a tazer and a scream. All that is left is his flip flop. Its like hes drunken man-derella.
Maybe I don't remember every single thing... I think there's a hi lighter treasure map drawn on my arm...
I just found it. I hope it leads to food.
he was very distressed by my statements that there could have been balls on shoulders without awareness
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If I get over there and the april fools joke is that there's no HBO, I'm setting fire to the place.
Is it unethical to trim my bush hair with the scissors from my office?
Thanks for being my pregnancy scare Sherpa...
I'm pretty sure that the bartender arranged a marriage for me last night. Sounds like a legit birthday present to me.
Your phone just changed "liver" to "liquor" how dose that make you feel
a girl walked up to me and asked if you were my brother. she shook her head and said 'im so sorry' when i said yes. what did you fucking do????????