Dont worry about the blood on the pillow. its from my face.
I've only left my bed to pee and eat nutella out of the jar with my fingers
I totally just somersaulted to the bathroom to avoid moving out of my fetal position
I don't know if I should be concerned or impressed.
Your texting shows a blood alcohol level of .12
They won't let us do straight shots of 151 since that guy lit his face on fire.
nothing like going to the bathroom, running into the wall, thinking its a person and saying"its ok i just had the 4 beers" even the wall knew i was lying
Our DD has become famous. Strippers are asking to be handcuffed to him.
He looks like he was the one that always had koolaid stains around his mouth as a kid, he can fuck off.
High-fiving last weekend's hook up in passing on the way to class has given me quite the lady boner.
HOLY SHIT. I JUST FOUND OUT THAT THE KARL/RORY BASEBALL FIGHT THAT RORY LOST WAS 2 YEARS AGO TODAY. RIP KARL'S DICK.
Yes, bail money means jail. It also means lie to dad, do it now.
We trekked into the state forest, laid the comforter down and he proceeded to tell me that we could stay here and stargaze, turned me around and fucked me like the lion king.
I'm about to eat a 2month old weed brownie I just found in my lax duffel bag. will you answer if I call you in like an hour and a half
I get so sad when I watch him slowly destroy his life with whiskey and cocaine. Then he bites my neck and I just want to fuck him. I can't help it.
She's better-looking with the mask on.
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