do you believe in love at first sight?
awwwwww =)
yea.. so can i have your sisters number? thanks!
some guy just got out of his chair quietly. Laid down on the floor and is now asleep in between rows in my lecture hall. He must have had a rough night.
Don't pass out before midnight like you did last year. See how much your year sucked
We were walking home when he passed out, we left him. Just got a call from him, hes in a jail in Canada.
Dude, I swear her tits are going to give me a concusion.
hotdog in my bra and i still managed to score. Got a bit freaked when he tried to eat it though. I paid 3 bucks for that fucking hotdog.
do you remember in the middle of fleeing from the cops you stopped in the middle of the road to make out with quail man?
Yeah i'd say someone being in the room while you're doing someone makes them eligible for fb friendship
You should make a checklist to ensure they are quality material. Here's mine: wearing shoes, not drunk, very hot, has teeth, speaks english. You never know
I didn't realize how trashy of a night we had.
Welllll, you did eat a cherry out of my pussy. So I think that classes it up a little.
Dude I just saw a beer truck w taps in the side... It's like god heard my prayers and sent me a gift from heaven
WE'RE MOVING TO IRELAND!!!! DON'T ASK QUESTIONS JUST BOOK THE DAMN FLIGHT!!!!
I'm currently on an epic search all over the city for a drug store that isn't sold out of Plan B. I celebrated your birthday from afar.
I was on antibiotics for a bladder infection and couldn't drink and you told me there was no longer room in your life for me.
all im saying is 27 is too old to still be drinking 40s, you make more money than me, buy some decent shit
screw you you golddigging beer snob
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