If you get a breast reduction, you have to let me see them before hand at least once. It's a rule.
you're letting him buy you a plane ticket...to kentucky...so you can fuck him?
i know. i'm only adding to the interstate sex trade problem.
drunk old tina is grateful for 14 yr old tina for placing glow-in-the-dark stickers on my light switch...just avoided so many injuries
He took a picture with a naked dude. I think he just walked out of that deep ginger closet.
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It really does creep me out though that the next ten years will involve my friends creating smaller versions of themselves because to be honest I don't know how much I like some of them. So that thought it really scary
So after taking my shirt off, he pulls my bra off like a hockey jersey. FUCKIN PRO. Guy knew what he wanted.
What happened after I vommed in your shirt that I was wearing and threw it out the window on the highway?
What are your thoughts toward getting nasty in a minivan?
I was apparently the best non-Irish person at the party. I wore my skating dress, Austrian flag and a giant shamrock. Everyone is calling me "30 Shots Girl".
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cake and sex. what better combination is there.
I spanked her so hard I woke up Grandma
Sex to movie scores is my best choice of the year. You've had an orgasm but have you had an orgasm with an entire orchestra.
I just made my dating life into my own game show. would you like to meet the contestants? (photos not included)
The thing I'm gonna miss about him is his dick.
Dont you look at me in that tone of voice
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