i just smoke outta the biggest bowl i've ever seen. the kid was totally compensating for a tiny weeenie.
Theres this tee in the mall and it says all girls just wanna have safe sex. U make me think thats a lie
The duggars are the reason premarital sex is ok. Because if you don't have it until marriage you have no self control when it happens. And 19 kids.
I was just about to go down on her when she gave herself a "smell check" and said "no, not today".
I finally beat you i just fucked my professor last night!!!\n\n
sry, psychiatrist trumps professor
I have to be home in time to watch my friend on that Lifetime show about having babies. And by friend, I mean the girl I had a lesbian experience with at a party 3 years ago.
Does the blue bra belong to your sister or cousin?
How do I tell a friend I drunkenly broke into his house and may have lost his dog
HOW DO I ALWAS FIND THEM?! THERE WAS BE A SOCIETY OF SMALL PENISED MEN AND I MUST BELONG TO IT!
This means I've slept with 2 ppl that live in vans...my life is complete
If it makes you feel any better they literally are drinking alcohol out of a toilet. They are serving drinks out of a nasty ass toilet...!
I am so sorry. Not sure for what, but whatever I did last night probably merits an apology, so I'm covering my bases.
cake and sex. what better combination is there.
Go have a frustration cry and get over it
Eh, it could have been worse. I may or may not have been wearing a jedi cloak while getting my dick sucked.
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