Okay just took the preggers test..and im NOT! :)
awesome babe! drinks tonight!
Wait does the happy face mean yes? fuck.
And, I saw Emily's panties. How? She doesn't sit like a lady.
I didnt attack him, I heard I threw a chair at him- big difference. And you know Im not a creep so whatever
you were calling yourself Ulickes S. Cunt.
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Why are handjobs necessary in class?
Do you think anyone has ever tried to have sex with a cows udder before?
Another weekend, another 3 guys I have to awkwardly avoid while crossing campus...
I'm love that we're talking about a possible 3rd 3some, and that you're going to be a dad.
Did you ever stop and think that god invented whiskey dick specifically for me
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See, it wasn't that I broke my nose having sex. Its that I forgot about the bedposts...
I just tried to pay for a coffee with a dollar and a necco wafer.
You were drunk enough to sled down a highway off ramp in your pajamas….
I can't wait to shower all this regret off of me
Had sex on your trumpet just an fyi.
You look wasted in ALL of the pictures I just saw you in.
That can't be good for your liver!
Thanks for caring mom.
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