The line was so long at Kum n Go some guy opened & drank 2 beers from his 12 pack while waiting.
Just dominated the men's bathroom at work. Sounded like the intro of a death metal song.
The only reason I give him head is because I know i'll get a back rub.
wow.
But it's a REALLY good back rub.
the fog machine set off the whole complexes fire alarm
just got the results back. i love his dick even more now i know its clean
We had sex under a tree in his boss's backyard, then I hooked up with his best friend. I don't even care how I got home.
I can't tell you what you just drank, that would ruin the point of Mystery Monday.
You might have crossed the line by jerking off while she was in the bathroom taking a prego test. Just saying
Just smokin in the creek with some deer, they like the smoke, I know.
Whenever I walk away from the group without saying anything, NEVER assume I'm just going to the bathroom.
Almost bit the guy's hand who sits in front of me because he was stretching. That. Bored.
I took Xanax and it did nothing to me. First sign I'm crazy and actually need it.
I was the oldest, shortest, and soberest at the New Years party last night. My life sucks
I bet I give better head than any other PTA mom.
I definitely almost just pulled a condom out of my purse instead of money for my dad.
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