The pine trees are waving at me.
Put the pipe down honey.
Hi trees.
on a related note, did you know that the fire alarm in our apartment talks?
nothing like baby laughter to ruin a masturbation moment
Couple of things: my nipples are blue and knowing that at some point I'm going to have to poop is incredibly terrifying
Guess what I signed up for?!?!?!
Please tell me you're not selling your eggs.
Master Skywalker, there are too many of them. What am I going to do?
Hit on the one in the red shorts. The thirst is strong with this one.
Model at car show < day drinking with your favorite sister. Get your head in the fucking game Christopher.
New fuck buddy and long time fuck buddy are carpooling home for thanksgiving. #10hrconvoaboutmyblowjobskills
grandma made pot brownies .. oh god bless us everyone
I just want to return to LA when the weed and dick is plentiful.
Is there evidence of another human being getting away with this/ not dying?
I wouldn't be able to live with myself if I blew a Trump supporter.
11:30pm - Shots together. 12:15pm Shots together. 12:45pm Shots together. 9:30am Plan B's together.
No, it's okay that he's on a date. I attach no more emotion to him than I do my vibrator.
Ooooh no. Jesus take the wheel, or Moses. SOMEBODY TAKE THE WHEEL
Randomize
