I was just about to go down on her when she gave herself a "smell check" and said "no, not today".
Getting sheets for college, what is the thread count that shows the least amount of cumstains?
630.
Do you think he woke up this morning, looked at you, and then regretted everything?
I think I left my camera at your house. It would be in both of our best interests if you don't go through the pics.
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I think Charlie st. Cloud is the saddest thing I can masturbate to.
U should feel bad.. u r like a sex politician. All talk and no follow thru
You have not lived until you have drunkenly grinded on your mother. Daughter of the year right here.
So I had sex in a bulldozer lastnight now that's definitely a first...
I'm naked, I'm drunk, and I'm all up on social media right now
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Well I was thinking of taking him out for drinks then lecturing him about his drinking... kind of like an open minded intervention
my favorite sex position is the one where no sex actually happens we just get really stoned and eat a lot and watch netflix in the dark
wait did i hook up with someone in mcdonalds last night?
I literally stopped banging her when my ESPN app alerted me that the Spurs had won. That's how much I hate Lebron. I would rather watch him cry in the post game interviews than get it in
The fact that my boss lets me drink on my lunch break makes Mondays much easier.
I cannot pick him out of a line up. I remember he is blonde and his half flaccid dick looks like gonzo. So unless he pulls down his pants I don't know who he is
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