Wanna demo a makeout? Check box yes or no. Or maybe. Okay bye.
If burritos were dicks, we'd have a serious relationship problem on our hands. Just saying.
she's sitting on the other side of the room at this party. with her smirnoff tucked in that little opening between her cleavage and shirt. drinking from a straw. snapping her fingers off beat.
it's love
i don't care what you say, the winery is open and 10am is NOT too early to go barrel tasting
We are possibly on our way, unless we see the limo full of strippers.
Well, find something you can use as a snorkel and be aware of your surroundings.
also, i am in no position to judge as my life choices today went along the lines of "YAY VODKA". for breakfast.
They just keep looking funny at me. No one has attempted to tell me that I don't make sense though so maybe they're all way more high than I am.
my cockatiel has aquired a taste for beer. I should not be allowed to own exotic pets.
Maybe he injected his testicle?
I just saw a kid on iowa campus story that looked like the guy i made out with on spring break.
I don't think I've ever been sadder than the way I feel when I finish my meal while I'm high
chasing tequila with frosting. best baby shower ever.
We didn't get home until 4 am. Her mom let us in, confessed that she had sex with someone she worked with and said he had a small penis. I love this family.
4 of us. Guys and girls. Were sitting there discussing the passed out half naked Brit girl on the floor. She is no longer the international woman of mystery.
Randomize
