and my herpes radar will keep us safe
I really don't want to move...I'm having a motivation problem.
kev is about to show us pictures of the tranny he accidentally fucked last night.
I'll be there in 10
I woke up to her vacumming the grass
Apparently in gay bars the restroom signs are just a formality. Its a free for all in there
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Oh I forgot to tell you that while you were in the bathroom last night I made friends with a gay man named Rodger from Venezuela and he kissed me cheek and told me I "knew how to shake my thing". From now on we go to the bathroom as a team.
I'd say I'd distract him, but I lose my psychic powers when guys get girlfriends. And by psychic powers I mean taking off my top.
Is it bad that I've been making new friends through your vagina networking? I don't think so
Like he held up the condom afterwards, twirled it with his finger, and said "look at that load"
only i would get off to receiving death threats online
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I'm giving drunk me full control of my body for the next few days. Please don't let me die.
I think the hamburger goblin stole my cigarettes. I left my purse behind her table and they're not in it now.
there is glitter all over my balls
you were huddled over the toilet, throwing up, and every few seconds you'd look up and say "this is such a waste of vodka" then put your head back down and start puking again
I was totes going to lose it to him last night, but I cried and we ate mexican food instead.
27 year olds can still do oral in a car right? Or is that trashy?
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