there are singles shoved down my panties. this is the type of summer job i always wanted.
i keep myself tagged when other girls look bad/ugly so i look better
I wish all the girls i wanted to sleep with knew how big my dick was then id have a better chance
im so drunk with asians
where?
always
her bridesmaids come in huge, huger, wtf, and free willy. all their gown are strapless. its like watching the Hindenburg waddle down the isle.
i told them to call me paula dean as i was making all 10 for $10 boxes of pizza rolls in the microwave
Her thighs are so strong. I thought my head was gonna get crushed when I was eating her out
I was the one passing out cake at the bars
Hey everyone. This evenings celebration will commence with a cocktail hour at genghis at 830 to be followed with an upscale dining experience at taco bell at 10. All are welcome. This is not a joke. Thank you
My mom just came into the kitchen and watched me take a double shot of whiskey and chase it with a beer and said "you are my son." Proudest family moment ever
I only want to make out with him. Unless I get hungry. In that case I will take him home and screw him as a distraction from eating.
im so proud of her that she got shit faced finally. This must be what it feels like to see you kids get their diploma or some shit.
Yeah, the email that I was sending to get an Escort for the weekend, copied and pasted to my boss, that should be interesting conversation, when I come back from Christmas vacation break.
A surplus of mistakes were made and I don't know what 89% of them were.
I called him my big strong man today. It's all downhill from here. Matching Christmas sweaters, here we come
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