You drinking a lot?
No.
Define a lot
They've started ranking girls from "paper-bag" to "I just came." Please come get me
You suck. You're fired. I need to find a less reasonable voice-of-reason.
I think she must be bulimic. I mean, every time I see her I know i want to throw up.
your facebook page is a work of drunk art.
A picture just appeared on facebook. I am puking in the toilet, you are next to me puking in the sink. I think we have our christmas card.
im pretty sure your bra is in my room hanging on my shark pinata
I'm just gonna wear a long dress with no panties today. My pussy needs a break.
Doap. Just bring some lube and a slingshot. Not sure y we need the slingshot.
I'm not saying you did or didn't sleep with him but he's has your thong hanging from his ceiling fan
At Walgreens. I'm getting condoms and a bottle of water so that I'm not "just getting condoms". I don't think I'm fooling anyone though.
I think the "tmi" ship sailed a long time ago, and it took our dignities with it..
Well I didn't get a shacker shirt but I somehow managed to come home with superman socks
tbh I think I just dated him for his dogs in the first place.
Had sex outside for the third time last night. Mosquito bites all over my ass, and i think i have a rash on my nipples. When will i learn.
Just wait till winter
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