He asked me if I "almost moaned"
i want to cheat with him just to show his girlfriend what a terrible person he is.
I apologize for forcing you to look at my boob when we were high. It was uncalled for
if you just come over, i will entertain you
arguing about the color of your bong does not count as entertainment
Maybe before the beach I should get a tracking chip in my arm.
The guy who just got ate on True Blood had the same balls as you.
He showed up to a baby shower and kept telling everyone he was late because he was pregaming. And then tried honking the pregnant girls tits
I feel like the universe head butted me in my balls. That hungover.
.... My lady balls. Cuz I'm a lady.
New fuck buddy and long time fuck buddy are carpooling home for thanksgiving. #10hrconvoaboutmyblowjobskills
He was on top and as he finished he yelled "I love gold" , so yeah I'm seeing him later tonight
And, omg, my eyelids are on fire. I think the internet let me down. :(
I'm like the big dick whisperer.
Waxing your own asshole is awkward and difficult at best.
Sitting naked, eating lucky charms with rain boots on
Well, he pretended he was climbing me like he was a monkey and I was a tree during sex.
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