For some reason, Oliver from Hannah Montana reminds me of pudding.
That's cute.
he said i was chugging vodka in the parking lot, gave my # to a married man, started a food fight, and passed out at the bar. how could he NOT consider that a good first date???
biggest mistake ever: halloween 2009
There is a keg full of gin. THERE SHOULD NEVER EVER BE A KEG FULL OF GIN.
well, 500 bucks doesn't grown on trees, and i need that bear suit for any chance of vagina access.
We are possibly on our way, unless we see the limo full of strippers.
I don't appreciate the fact that you tagged me as a giant bucket Miracle Whip.
I just met his other fuck buddy...I am thinking of befriending her just to fuck with him...manuplating my roommates into hating each other is boring me i need something else to do
I feel like if he almost got me pregnant once, i can at least say hi in a bar
Why do I have a wristband from the birthing center at the University of Maryland hospital....
I'm not snubbing your weed I just had a really important rack of ribs to get home to
And despite my lack of successful relationships I'm a fucking guru
That's like claiming you're a good coach but going 2-12 last season
I figured it out! There's blood on the kitchen floor because I fell into the dishwasher. And there's a face dent. And it doesn't work.
Yea.....I saw that happen.
I'm sorry i showed you my boobs.. I probably shouldn't have done that.
Dude she is fucking shit up. Her baby would be proud
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