So I'm cool with the whole break up, but it sure is a shame we didn't get to use those handcuffs.
I yelled "Coming in hot." before penetrating. Im pretty sure she loved it.
Fuck winter. I had to scrape my windshield, shoeless, after the walk of shame so I could go home.
This is no lauging matter. Huge cock equals great sex. Marriage to huge cock equals great life.
I'm still in shock that he came by my house for five minutes dropped off a Teddy bear and went to the strip club on valentines day
Woke up with a raging boner...good feeling abt this trial
How the fuck did you end up in a tree? With multiple people?
Weirdly I'm doing ok, but I've tested positive for chlamydia, I wanted to let you know
no it was not a "magical experience". After we dropped, he just sat there staring at my laptop going "apple makes beautiful things".
It is clearly not my fault that you decided studying was more important than trying to bang our hot teacher for an A, so I seized the opportunity.
the night was just a blur of sex and pie
Should I wear my "kiss me I'm highrish" shirt for my drug screen today?
this is the second night in a row i've fucked a guy i met on craigslist. and it wasn't even a post for sex. i posted a housing ad. A HOUSING AD
My bald co-worker just chugged a literal gallon of coffee. My condolences to his kidneys.
Last night was a bad idea. I'm hungover and the contents of my purse smell like Korean BBQ.
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